Teddy's Song

Well folks, the DNC Convention is going on, and only moments ago, Senator Kennedy took the stage to lage applause. Must meen that's the Democrats are getting ready to hold a new vote in Congress making it okay to drown young women when you're drunk as long as you're a senator. So, in honor of the Senator from Massachussetts, I changed the lyrics of Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl" to something more suitable to Senator Kennedy's honor. Try singing with a psuedo Boston accent.

"I KILLED A GIRL"

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got in the car,
drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's just what I'm used to
Just wanna run away
I'm worried for me
I lost my attention

I killed a girl and I liked it
Drove her off a bridge in Chappaquiddick
I killed a girl just to try it
I hope my senate district don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'll call the cops tonight
I killed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter, You're my experimental game
Just human nature, It's what, Senators do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I killed a girl and I liked it
Drove her off a bridge in Chappaquiddick
I killed a girl just to try it
I hope my senate district don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'll call the cops tonight
I killed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Us Senators are magical
Soft head, red nose, so liberal
Hard to resist so questionable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I killed a girl and I liked it
Drove her off a bridge in Chappaquiddick
I killed a girl just to try it
I hope my senate district don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'll call the cops tonight
I killed a girl and I liked it
I liked it